Dog Last Will and Testament

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Dog Last Will and Testament

I came across this wonderful piece of writing by Eugene O’Neill, the well known American playwright and a Nobel prize recipient.  He reportedly wrote this to comfort his wife when their beloved dog, Blemie, was in his last days:

” Last Will and Testament

Dog Last Will and TestamentI, Silverdene Emblem O’Neill (familiarly known to my family, friends and acquaintances as Blemie), because the burden of my years is heavy upon me, and I realize the end of my life is near, do hereby bury my last will and testament in the mind of my Master. He will not know it is there until I am dead. Then, remembering me in his loneliness, he will suddenly know of this testament, and I ask him then to inscribe it as a memorial to me.

I have little in the way of material things to leave. Dogs are wiser than men. They do not set great store upon things. They do not waste their time hoarding property. They do not ruin their sleep worrying about objects they have, and to obtain the objects they have not. There is nothing of value I have to bequeath except my love and my faith. These I leave to those who have loved me, to my Master and Mistress, who I know will mourn me most, to Freeman who has been so good to me, to Cyn and Roy and Willie and Naomi and – but if I should list all those who have loved me it would force my Master to write a book. Perhaps it is in vain of me to boast when I am so near death, which returns all beasts and vanities to dust, but I have always been an extremely lovable dog.

I ask my Master and Mistress to remember me always, but not to grieve for me too long. In my life I have tried to be a comfort to them in time of sorrow, and a reason for added joy in their happiness. It is painful for me to think that even in death I should cause them pain. Let them remember that while no dog has ever had a happier life (and this I owe to their love and care for me), now that I have grown blind and deaf and lame, and even my sense of smell fails me so that a rabbit could be right under my nose and I might not know, my pride has sunk to a sick, bewildered humiliation. I feel life is taunting me with having over lingered my welcome. It is time I said good-by, before I become too sick a burden on myself and on those who love me.

It will be sorrow to leave them, but not a sorrow to die. Dogs do not fear death as men do. We accept it as part of life, not as something alien and terrible which destroys life. What may come after death, who knows? I would like to believe with those of my fellow Dalmatians who are devout Mohammedans, that there is a Paradise where one is always young and full-bladdered; here all the day one dillies and dallies with an amorous multitude of houris, beautifully spotted; where jack-rabbits that run fast but not too fast (like the houris) are as the sands of the desert; where each blissful hour is mealtime; where in long evenings there are a million fireplaces with logs forever burning and one curls oneself up and blinks into the flames and nods and dreams, remembering the old brave days on earth, and the love of one’s Master and Mistress.

I am afraid this is too much for even such a dog as I am to expect. But peace, at least, is certain. Peace and lonDog Last Will and Testamentg rest for weary old heart and head and limbs, and eternal sleeps in the earth I have loved so well. Perhaps, after all, this is best.

One last request I earnestly make. I have heard my Mistress say, ‘When Blemie dies we must never have another dog. I love him so much I could never love another one.’ Now I would ask her, for love of me, to have another. It would be a poor tribute to my memory never to have a dog again. What I would like to feel is that, having once had me in the family, now she cannot live without a dog! I have never had a narrow jealous spirit. I have always held that most dogs are good (and one cat, the black one I have permitted to share the living-room rug during the evenings, whose affection I have tolerated in a kindly spirit, and in rare sentimental moods, even reciprocated a trifle). Some dogs, of course, are better than others. Dalmatians, naturally, as everyone knows, are best.

So I suggest a Dalmatian as my successor. He can hardly be as well bred, or as well mannered or as distinguished and handsome as I was in my prime. My Master and Mistress must not ask the impossible. But he will do his best, I am sure, and even his inevitable defects will help by comparison to keep my memory green. To him I bequeath my collar and leash and my overcoat and raincoat, made to order in 1929 at Hermes in Paris. He can never wear them with the distinction I did, walking around the Place Vendome, or later along Park Avenue, all eyes fixed on me in admiration; but again I am sure he will do his utmost not to appear a mere gauche provincial dog. Here on the ranch, he may prove himself quite worthy of comparison, in some respects. He will, I presume, come closer to jackrabbits than I have been able to in recent years. And, for all his faults, I hereby wish him the happiness I know will be his in my old home.

One last word of farewell, Dear Master and Mistress. Whenever you visit my grave, say to yourselves with regret but also with happiness in your hearts at the remembrance of my long happy life with you: ‘here lies one who loved us and whom we loved.’ No matter how deep my sleep I shall hear you, and not all the power of death can keep my spirit from wagging a grateful tail. ”

That’s just so beautiful, don’t you think?

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5 thoughts on “Dog Last Will and Testament

  1. jean rose

    a lovely tribute to Blemie.Animals have so much to teach humans about love loyalty care and compassion to name some of their traits
    I t says it all when you read DOG backwards !!!!
    I am so grateful to my 3 Labradors who give me so much !!!

  2. margaret howson

    Hi , The dog’s last will, is wonderful, and as I have so recently lost my beloved German Shepherd Liebe I can hardly read it for the tears I am printing it to read again later, i am one who definately cannot live without a dog, I wouldn’t want to, so I have now another GSD a beautiful bitch puppy who I hope will inherit some of Liebe the seconds ways, yes this is my third GSD called Liebe which as you may know is german for LOVE, I couldn;t think of a better name from Margaret

  3. Tino

    So beautiful, so moving and so sad. Every time I lost a dog I said no more! But I go back for more. There is no greater joy and love than that of a dog, or any pet for that matter. But dogs love you unconditionally. But it reminds me of a wonderful Dobermann bitch I had, Smudge. We had 9 years of love, adventures and dramas. Then one day out for a walk she collapsed and we laughed thinking it was a game. Quickly I realised the seriousness. The vet said she would have to be put down. I could not do it. I hoped she would die in her sleep. But every morning she would sit up bright eyed and I had to carry her out for her business. Then on the 4th morning I did what was right and took her to the vet. I held her in my arms and stroked her and said farewell as she drifted off into her eternal sleep, I could not speak, just picked her up and took her home and burried her in the garden she loved so much.

  4. Brigitte Smith

    Thanks so much for your valuable contributions, Jean, Margaret, and Tino.


  5. Lorraine Rhoads

    This has helped me so much. I just lost my wonderful little Shitzu boy. He was a beautiful black & white with big brown eyes. He was the most gentle, unselfish, loveable dog I ever had. It was so tragic & fast that we never saw it coming. All he ever wanted was to be everyone’s best friend. That’s how he got the second name attached to his first; Baxter “Buddy” I miss him and love him with all of my heart. The pain I feel has left me empty & hollow inside.

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